• Joe the Plumber is now eligible for a cabinet post. (Apparently tax trouble is not as big an issue when it involves liberals.)
  • If all politicians would start paying the taxes that they really owe, we would have the $800 billion to stimulate the economy.
  • If you give birth to 8 American babies that may rely on the government for support, shame on you.  If you drag 8 children across the Mexican border illegally, you are poor and oppressed and need everything that the government can give you.
  • Captain Sullenberger (of US Airways-Hudson River fame) was reading a book on professional ethics—the one man who doesn’t need to read a book like that.
  • Nanny issues are still a problem in 2009.
  • The New York “fat tax” is supposed to reduce the purchases of unhealthy items and bring in millions of dollars of tax revenue.  How can it do both? (I…think…they…are….LYING TO US!)
  • Barack Obams is a homopartisan while posing as a bipartisan.